IG:Arrogantdork

ruinedchildhood:

Cop: Who was there?? I want names!! 

Me: i aint no snitch, fuck 12.

Cop: ill pay for your college tuiti..

Me: 

(via ultr4viol3tnim)

ruinedchildhood:

“Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? “

Me :

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offscreendeath:

ricp:

weloveshortvideos:

Firehose vs Flamethrower

This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today

firehose had a head start this match was rigged

(via nothotculture)

lifelover4u:

iluvthemhoes:

lookalivezay:

Clark Atlanta🐾 with the #NewFreezerChallenge #AUC

I love black people so much

we got us a revised swag and surf

(via ohshesdaydreamingagain)

malinke-lonnaa:

sometimes the things you want badly and are too impatient for might take awhile to come, stay open, it’ll come

(via sweet-sereniti)

great-tweets:

WOW

(via euphoriazeal)

jturn:

evangelinelily:

cooking with jeff goldblum and bryce dallas howard

please turn the sound on you won’t regret it

I know Jeff Goldblum is the better part of this video but Bryce’s laugh is so anime hand face pose that I can’t believe it. She laughs like she’s at the peak of her abilities and my petty resistance to her might is nothing

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loafed-beans:

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

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